Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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