doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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