is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Randomize
