...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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