He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We don't watch enough power rangers
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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