farters have to be the big spoon...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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