So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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