Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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