i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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