I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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