Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The uberlube is also flammable
Sorry about my life...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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