well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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