Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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