How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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