I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You've changed since you got that strap on
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