i don't like sucking hair
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
if only i could text you this smell
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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