I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
How naked do you want me to be?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
