did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
tell me about the fingering
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