He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
