we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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