i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
