I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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