We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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