the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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