whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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