it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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