erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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