sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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