how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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