I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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