my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Randomize