"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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