i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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