DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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