Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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