I have demons in me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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