Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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