so explain again why im purple
no
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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