): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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