you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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