We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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