google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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