i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
