do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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