My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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