your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm both gender and math confused
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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