i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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