do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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