After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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