I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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