BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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