I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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