I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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