I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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