your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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