your thong is hanging out like whoa
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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