My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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