I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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