Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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