The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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